My first ever car was a Chevy Malibu, and there was a short in the electrical system that made it so when I plugged in the block heater, the entire car became electrified! Ha ha, at first this bothered me, but then I realized that, as I lived in a high crime area, it made for a pretty good security system!

"You gotta wash your exhaust port!"

I imagine Trump could manage "casa del pépé" if he was in Mexico or Spain and really had to go! But not these fancy French words!

You may be right! Ha ha, did you know there's a movie called Terror in the Swamp that went by the original title Nutriaman: The Copasaw Creature? It's true! And somehow that nutriaman has ascended to the highest office in your land!

John Wick 3: They Kicked 'im in the Nancy
John Wick 3: The Frightening Fumnitis
John Wick 3: Attack of Dumpling Gang
John Wick 3: Operation Huggaduggadah

At what point did he grow an afro and get his own painting show on PBS? Ha ha!

She was one of the instruments used by the cantina band!

Ha ha! Going to see Star Wars with my dad! I remember thinking to myself that this was the first movie I'd seen that got started with the good stuff right away, instead of half an hour of chat before the action scenes!

I still remember the time you got totally dominated by that Guild Navigator in your own throne room!

I also saw Natural Born Killers while shrooming!

Even if I was, a set of steak knives is not what I need right now!

What about that sparkly liquid you guys like to drink with your frisbees?

No, because it was me Alec Baldwin was yelling at! It was me!

Mine either, though I do know someone who is convinced the Royal Family are all secret lizard people! I have no proof they aren't, though!

It's his socks that bother me!

Once at least, or just once?

Ha ha! Clearly they didn't ask me about the time I ate a bunch of mushrooms and went to see Glengarry Glen Ross at the dollar cinema!

Ha ha! I agree that dressing up like a girl to infiltrate a girls' locker room has the moral edge over simply peering in through peepholes!

It seems to me that if someone named Hermes Pan is all up in your face, you just wave him away like a mosquito!

It really is something, that movie!