Plus they had Dick Miller in it, but they cut him out! The ultimate crime, for which I still haven't forgiven Quentin Tarantino either!

Ha ha! Obviously it's 1985's The Dungeonmaster!

Put some saliva threads in there and you could have a good Berni Wrightson picture!

All he needs is a speech bubble reading "Eh Eh Eh!"

"Where on the graph do 'Jack' and 'Daniels' meet? How do you calculate that?"

And if they had a movement, it would look like Bannon! Ha ha!

That's a bit of a Reach!

What is Half-Life 3?

I must get out… of this neighborhood!

Dr. Flesh E. Rocket

Mr. Pibb is my father's name!

Ha ha, what's the story on Dr. Tremoe?

Southwest? Ha ha, Southworst!

Soon they will be the only brand of anything you can find! I hope you will enjoy your new Gildan cap, which you will wear as you munch Gildan fried chicken, and wipe your nose with H.A.N.K.I.E.™ - new, from Gildan!

I thought this was obvious on its face! The real gems are the unboxing videos where guys get a new shipment of random VHS tapes! This stuff is gold, I tell you! Ha ha!

It is indeed a very beautiful format!

Well I know a fellow who was on one of those swing rides, and the fellow in front of him barfed up a day-at-the-fun-fair's worth of vomit, which hung in the air like a giant amoeba and which my friend then proceeded swing right through the middle of! Ha ha, bleagh!

"Sexual harassment? Oh, they install that at the factory!"

It should read "FOR WANT OF A BETTER WORD, A MAN, BUT THERE THE RESEMBLANCE ENDS!"

That's what you do when a plan fails!