"Get away from me, you little bashtardsh!"

Both of them will be crushed at the box office by Buckaroo Banzai vs. the World Crime League!

And if you warsh yourself with a rag on a stick, you really really have an accent!

Well for bad Italian I go to Olive Garden!

I believe he intended to do an accent, and practiced it, but was dispirited before shooting began by the cruel trick played on him by the costume department! Ha ha, at the initial fitting they presented him with a crenelated green felt outfit in the classic cartoon Robin Hood style as though it was to be his actual…

Reverend 'Bout Town is the title of a movie that demands to be made!

Ha ha, my son liked those movies for a while and now refuses to watch them! Unless I can promise him that this movie will reveal what kind of blobby material is inside the cars (which, looks like it may), he'll be perfectly happy to - ha ha - detour around this one!

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves quite simply stinks! Ha ha, stick with the original, I say!

Well clearly that's where you've erred! I mean, ha ha, talking about what the article is about? Really?

Just sounds like a regular dude to me! Ha ha, I'll take that over some slickster who does commercial voiceovers!

He looks just like that iteration of The Thing that pops out of that guy's belly! But with a mustache!

Herbie Goes A Clockwork Bananas

I'd swear too if a giant bug was flapping at me like that! "Sweet wingalls!" I'd say!

The film on which Kubrick and Duvall worked together was actually The Shining!

I actually know Shelley Duvall a little bit, or at least I used to! I had lots of delightful conversations with her in which she gave me tips on the sort of recipes her character in 3 Women would have been enthusiastic about! She was really a charming and sweet person, and all this makes me very, very sad!

"Nooooooo zinc! Quee-quee!"
- Zinky

Ha ha! Looks like they're being attacked by Admiral Ackbar's hillbilly cousins!

Regan was the name of the little devil girl in The Exorcist!

Weren't they playing a brother and sister in the movie? Ha ha, yuck!

I was in Cuba back when Fidel was still regularly giving three-hour speeches, and the family I was staying with would dutifully turn the TV on for these occasions, and then completely ignore it! Laissez-faire totalitarianism, I called it!