The third one I can see, because its pretty funny and Martin Balsam's in it! But that second installment, ha ha, it's pretty grim! Lots of gang rape in that little sourball!

"See you at the party, Mummy!"

Naturally!

Shure he will! Ha ha!

My joke would be how it would be funny if, in his declining years, Trump is wandering in his garden, playing with one of his grandchildren, and as a funny game he opens his mouth and his grandchild sees the face of Vito Corleone peeking out!

Ha ha! Don't forget the very weird Pino Donaggio score! Gone are the breathy strings of the Brian DePalma movies, and instead we get weird percussion - one imagines an orchestra entirely made up of those corrugated fish! That really adds something to the proceedings, and the fact that his name is "Pino" seems…

How ironic! Ha ha!

Don't forget BARNABY JONES!

"Fighty von Scrapper-Nolte" was already taken, I guess!

I'm afraid you'll have to ask her about firing the entire crew of The Mirror Has Two Faces when they started referring to it as The Mirror Has Two Chins!

There's no other kind of Babs tear!

Ha ha! I went in to this hoping you would ask him about his role as Fred in Emergency!, and you did! Good going, Will! Too bad he didn't have much to say about it, but what are you going to do! That's the episode where Joe Early has heart surgery, right?

I believe the scene in which this esteemed character is dismembered and his remains placed upon the buffet gives us a Table of Contants!

Ha ha, I was waiting for Gene Rayburn to show up, but no dice! This isn't the Match Game that I remember!

Ha ha, I've long been a fan of the enchanting polyrhythms of King Sunny Adé!

Sorority House Massacre was also made by ladies, strangely enough!

No,and I'm not sure who did, but I'd sure like to discuss this fascinating character! Ha ha, let's have some Contant, everybody!

Now let's talk about Mr. Contant, the neighbor fella! Just how does Mr. Contant fit in to all this!

Ha ha, how old were they? My son is five now, and I'm thinking that might be a bit too young!

I also saw Jaws in the theatre as a way-too-young child, and ol' Ben Gardner's melon rolling into view was such a shocker, ha ha, I can't tell you how scary it was! But it sounds like you know!