The only joke from 50 States, 50 Laughs that I remember:

The clanking of the walkers was deafening!

Ha ha, but who would make that supposition about Amy Schumer? Anyway, I don't blame her - now is the time for this material!

"Don't blame me, I voted for a leppo!"

There's one more good thing in it - the whole rest of the movie! Ha ha!

They sure should have!

Maize well! That's certainly the kernel of a good idea you've got there! 'Ear, 'ear!

This is easily the most egregious omission, ha ha! I mean, to pass up hearing some John Huston stories - or, sorry, some Jhon Huston stories - is inexplicable!

Ha ha! I didn't realize the original Batty cut was even available! Let us know how it is!

Ha ha! My mistake! That makes a bit more sense, though I have seen guys in their mid-twenties who resemble him a good deal!

No, in fact I had no idea about them or their strange but completely unsurprising proclivities! I couldn't even remember his sobriquet, Balloon Boy!

I couldn't take my eyes off the big guy sitting behind the little guy! It looked like some usher's idea of a pretty good joke!

Ha ha, my intent was merely to enlighten and educate!

Which candidate is the kid who flew away in the homemade UFO, but then turned out not to have, voting for this year anyway?

He's not middle aged, he's 26!

The worst thing about Gandhi is that almost no one on the Internet is able to spell his name correctly!

And probably more of a Superman: The Movie Phantom Zone ("Forgive me! I beg of you!") than a Superman II Phantom Zone ("You will bow down before me, Jor-El!")

That is of course true, but I think no matter how much or how little the RNC spends on Trump, his followers will cultivate that myth! Much more dignity in being stabbed from behind than in being Sideshow Bob stumbling around a field of rakes!

4, 5, 2, and then all the rest!

Don't forget the 1986 mega-flop Kramnal Duck, featuring Lea Thompson and Jeffrey Jones!