Whatchoo talkin' about - willis?

"Toronto is where it's happening, man! The music, the film industry, the arts!"

And made love to by a gorilla!

I don't believe there are any publications that do care for him! I hope not, anyway!

These are stinkburgers, pure and simple, and there's an end to it! On this one the millennials have got it right! Ha ha!

Blade Runner De Boo Boo Boo

I've heard it now! Ha ha, add it to the list!

We should publish it in the same series as my treatise on Buckaroo Banzai Vs. the World Crime League!

This guy Alf Needer!

This election cycle I have heard scoffing at or otherways derisive commentary on the 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 19th, 24th and 25th amendments!

The École Polytechnique shooting changed Canada as well! Guns are much more of a rural phenomenon here, and the one gun guy I actually know has more disdain for those gun nut types - the ones who can't go to Wal-Mart unless strapped, and put gun rights ahead of all others - than even I can muster!

The bald ice cream man is such a grand, unconventional hero! Ha ha, always have liked that guy! Mikes come and go, but the ponytailed bald ice cream man abides!

THE BAKER WHO WAS SO HOMOPHOBIC HE WOULDN'T MAKE A CAKE FOR SOME GAY GUYS

Mark Wahlberg is to national tragedies what Roy Scheider is to shahks!

"Based on a true story?" Ha ha, you don't say!

Formative figure in my life any room she's in!

This was Elvira's collaborator on her movie:

Ha ha, disabused! Of the notion that she's the lady on the Small Change cover, I mean! Now that I look at it, there's no way that's her!

Ha ha! I remember going to see this movie after having ingested something! Was it 'shrooms? Anyway, it was quite a theatergoing experience! Can't say I've been eager to revisit the picture, but I did have the CD, mainly for that Cowboy Junkies cover of Sweet Jane!

Milton Keynes in Holiday, Continental Holiday, Father Christmas Holiday and Woburn Sands Holiday!