Laws, yes!

Huw?

Ha ha, and what caused this fellow to have super-flesh? Was it nuclear fission? A well-timed lightning strike? Alien microgerms? Ha ha, I need some back story here!

Jawes - that sweet Monterey Canyon sound!

Ha ha, where are Chris Penn and Ilan Mitchell-Smith? By garr!

Or Spielberg as the Cook County Clerk's assistant in The Blues Brothers!

His finest role is as the boffin in Into the Night!

Dear Confusion,

Clove the door on your way out, ha ha!

"Coogle me this, Batman!"

Same here! Just can't wear the darn things!

Mayo and french fries go together like whipped cream and gingerbread cake!

The company name sounds like a half-suppressed burp, so how could the chips not be good! Ha ha!

To address the cheap-looking special effects, it's probably because Clint has had it with trick effects since the time they irritated him so much on Firefox! Any other picture of his since with trick effects in it (ha ha, Space Cowboys!) displays a notable disdain for that aspect of picturemaking!

Ha ha! Perhaps it was the time I was abroad and made the acquaintance of a sweet-natured nerd girl who, as it transpired, was looking to shed her maidenhead! Well, I took on that task in as gentle and positive a manner as possible, and I flatter myself to think that I gave her a decent entrée into the world of blanket…

Or your parts around these faces again, for that matter!

I was lucky enough to see it on the big screen at London's much-mourned Scala Cinema!

The answer lies within the pages of Burt Ward's marvelous tell-all My Life In Tights, if you can ever unstick those pages, ha ha!

Emergency! was good!

He looked just like Jimmy Carter! (Ha ha, nobody please say any variation on the "history's greatest monster" quote, please!)