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Yes, but those Oscar-worthy or -winning roles became a thing of the past.

She allegedly slept with all the starlets of the time, as well.

But…clean!

Plus, she followed this with SUPERGIRL That career was doomed.

…and the irony is that we all basically love Joan Crawford BECAUSE of this movie.

Torch Song is a horrible movie, but the complete gonzo nonsense captured on screen is so much fun. The pull-down 50s sets are off the chain.

AV Club? Bring me the axe!

I read every Demian recap at TWOP. And I loved Charmed. The sheer level of purposeful idiocy and limited talent in the world's coldest, most nipply studio…EVER, had moments of awesomeness. But that show was baaaaaaaaaaaad.

Joan Crawford was the Golden Age's Madonna:
1. Someone you want to fuck or be, inexplicably, becomes famous.
2. Really famous person with limited legitimacy but a ton of pop culture relevance.
3. Really famous person cooling but building up legitimacy credentials.
4. Really famous person fuses relevance and legitimacy

I'd argue that Mommie Dearest is more of a fuck you to Christina than anything else. Her abuse has been transformed into one of the most beloved camp movies of all time (deserved; it's unbelievably So Bad It's Awesome.) And we're still talking about her mother BECAUSE of the impact of Mommie Dearest, and trying to

My superpower is eating you out!

To be fair, The Flash has hit Charmed levels of suck this year, so perhaps less cross overs and more sane plot development would be in order.

Making Daisy this fervent Hive devotee is both truly scary and probably the best move this show has ever made. And that shot of the actress in the tank top at the end, all disheveled and sweaty, was incredibly sexy. I'm gay, but that gave me chubb.

Luke Mitchell is one of those 'actors' whom society should relegate to either (a) walking around naked all day looking gorgeous, (b) screwing people or being screwed in pornography, or (c) both. Him 'speaking' and 'emoting' is an insult to the profession, as well as to both artistry and creative people. Everywhere.

Also, how long was he standing there in the lab holding the injection, before Fitz uttered "Lincoln?"

"Previously, on Vacant, Blandly Attractive Actors Who Keep Finding Work…"

Yes, but why have RC Cola when you can gulp down a frothy Coca-Cola?

Because beauty hurts, yo.

Also, no talk of John Wesley Shipp's really bad plastic surgery? Dude looks like Mickey Rourke with dentures.