Err..to be fair, she kinda ripped off every scene. As RuPaul says, she's a curator.

I've always been partial to oop shoo boop, oop shoop sha la la la.

As if. As if any one of us believes that Madonna is hitting the clubs and boozing out of shoes anymore. That's the point. It's almost LESS a judgment on Madonna acting her age and MORE a judgement on Madonna denying her truth.

Yes, but she name checks MDMA both on her last album and her concert video. I honestly don't care, beyond the obvious lack of truth…in that Madonna doesn't really do drugs or club anymore, so it's absurd that she's trying to pass herself off as one that does.

Will they be pantsless?

Don't shoot me, but I liked Alien 3.

To be fair, Vogue is a great song. It's probably the only pop song ever released that's about the gay male AIDS die-off of the time. It's why Madonna was awesome.

I. Am. Old.

That vagina is like McDonald's.

"Chance the Rapper?" "No, we'd better not risk it. Let's stick to singing."

Yes, but the critique symbolizes the regression. Remember, this is a woman who progressed from "…from your head down to your toes" to "when you're trying hard to be your best, could you be a little less," and now, back to here.

I do love the sweater over undies look. So demure and still in keeping with hysterical late era Madonna's utter aversion to pants.

In the music biz, we call that miming!

Meh. It's the Madonna version of "I'm Still Here." We GET it. You'll outlast us all.

^THIS. Infinity.

Yeezus likes her pussy best because he needed a dry place to age some jerky.

…because…do any of us actually believe that it's in Madonna's truth to take MDMA and head down to the club with her friends to hear those 808 drums? Nope. It's PANDERING.

Also, a lot of dry friction down below.

To be fair, the grandpas in Aerosmith actually LOOK 450. And to be fair, Madonna is/was WAAAAAY more relevant than the douches in Aerosmith.

…and THAT would have been awesome, and WAY more into the icon Madonna and the brand Madonna than this Fountain of Youth version is.