The movie came out at the same time as when I was in a Religion & Sociology class in college (which was one of my favorite classes). We all had to do a final project examining religious interactions with culture, and someone addressed the opposition to Harry Potter. Part of her project included an article written by…

Have you seen Jesus Camp? The woman in charge of the camp at issue went on a rant about how Muslims teach their kids to be literal warriors on behalf of Allah, and if Christianity is going to survive, they need to do the same.

"That's the idea! God's omniscient, after all."

*the world is destroyed by multiple atomic bombs set off by Little Boy, who prayed too hard*

One of Mulaney's future stand-up bits will be about the new video jukeboxes at the Salt and Pepper diner and how he and his friend played the Mulaney's pilot 21 times in a row.

I think I heard more cartoonishly evil things at the GOP debate than I've ever heard from literal evil cartoon Mr. Burns.

The first third of the Wonder Woman movie will be about Steve Trevor finding Themyscara.

I'm going to list you as a reference.

I think all of Raimi's movies were better than Amazing Spider-Man 1 (I didn't see 2 because I disliked 1 so much), but I'm not willing to fight someone who says ASM1 > SM3. I will, however, fight over which series is ultimately better, as a friend of mine who stumps for the ASM series, knows well. (He's a few years…

For all this has going for it (good actors, a director of an indie darling), it's little more than an attempt to retain the rights to the characters. So, as noted below, the question becomes how it stacks up against Corman's.

The body horror aspect would probably have to be used on a villain. Show how the fusion with the Venom symbiote drives Eddie Brock to madness. Show Victor Fries slowly lose touch with his humanity as he struggles to stay alive in an increasingly hostile (to him) climate. Or hell, for Fantastic Four, really play up…

I remember seeing a DVD copy of it in a store in the comedy section, and wondering how a porno could get David Hyde Pierce to star in it. (This was probably right after it was released on DVD, because I was young and he was the only person I recognized because of Frasier reruns that aired on FOX after The Simpsons…

Same here, especially since, when they throw him into the shower, it's not Samm Levine's voice.

You got me. I'm Beatrice Bellacourt Downsey.

"Pointy circles" needs to replace the word "pyramids."

Just the opinions, ma'am.

Jurassic Park, except this time they breed the dinosaurs to be tiny. Things go awry when the dinosaurs also turn out to be geniuses, and develop a shrink ray to bring guests down to their scale.

Yankee Candle went to town, riding on a carousel horse…

Are you secretly that guy who wanted to get a voter initiative to divide the state into 6 states?

It'll improve via improv. Because I am certain the actors making things up on the fly can't be any worse than what was written last year.