To respond to Meyer: Holy Crap, Jon is right.

ABC, I want a sitcom with Theron and Shirley, and I want it called 'Charley and Shirley'. These are the real comedians here.

Charlize Theron eating pickles is a thousand times more sexier than whatever Kim Kardashian wants to do to show off her body.

Tourists! Tourists everwhere!

I haven't won anything in my entire life…BUT I'M HAPPY!!!!!!!

Give him credit: He is making something that we need to be aware of, instead of saying it's a Chinese Conspriracy.

Did the Duffin Brothers direct the next commercial?

This just in: Hacksaw Ridge is disqualified for 'not celebrating life'.

(Speaks in gravely voice)

Left in the backwaters of Hollywood, like Meatloaf, Billy Zane, and Molly Shannon. Maybe Lauren Hill's there, but more to the music industries sewer pipes.

Run Mark! Mel's got his eyes on you!

Hey remember when Angelina Jolie got one of those awards for their niceness? And now she's disgraced by Hollywood because she try to divorce Brad Pitt for his 'abuse'? The moral here is don't mess with Brad Pitt ever.

Eh I still cut him a break for even them.

Mel's a player.

They played Stayin Alive for Vince Vaughn's sinking career. Finally some good music choices.

Next thing you'll know they'll play 7 Years by Lukas Graham, a song about growing up and changing while glorifying itself with La La Bland, a movie about growing up in Hollywood while also jerking off to itself.

"IT WAS THE STINKIN' JEWS!"
-Mel Gibson

I thought Benghazi was disqualified.

Not knocking Kubo, but I not sure how I feel about the ending just yet. It was cliche in a sense that you could see it with the supporting characters and their characteristics that relate to Kubo himself.

I think Zootopia is better constructed yet tasteful film. I know there's a backlash at it, but I think Kevin Johnson wrote a good piece on how not to take it's species portrayal as a metaphor but more of a literal sense to the world it has created.