This whole deal just seemed like a scene out of Twin Peaks: The Return.

What makes this guy think he's such an expert anyway?

Charlamagne, ya blew it. I thought you wuz woke.

Trans couples getting into all kinds of gender-related misunderstandings with their too-young-to-decide-gender kids would be a rich untapped vein of comedy gold.

This is the first thing Shkreli has done that I have enjoyed, this whole nickname business.

IF I AM NOT OUTRAGED THEN I AM NOT GETTING ATTENTION!!

I gots ya Game 'a Trones leaks right ovah heah.

Just don't let David Lynch find out you've experienced it on your fucking iPhone.

I think that you fellas both made pretty decent jokes quite honestly.

Hydrox or GTFO

He added that even Sam was just scented meat in this thresher called life.

He's right of course, is the Shat.

You can piss on those women all the livelong day, but when you start heading up a veritable sex cult, brother, that's where we draw the line.

You just can't even make this stuff up anymore.

I hear tell that they are having trouble coming to terms with Lootie's Heineken demands.

Damn, beat me to it.

Just like the Gimp, every step a fucking adventure!

Could some of the damage have been caused by all of the SeaDoo riding these guys do in the offseason?

This is the worst concert experience I've heard of since 100 people were hospitalized at a John Mayer concert for earnestness overdoses.

Somebody must have called out for "a little more muscle over here!"