Maverick and Kelly McGillis. <whispering> I heard she's gay!

It IS!

Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn in "Charade". And I loves me some Cary Grant. But- too old. I think he calls her a "silly little girl" at some point and I checked out. So maybe they didn't end up together. Same thing happened with Audrey and Fred Astaire (SO OLD!!) in "Funny Face", could not make it past the ick factor…

But he had her at hello!

I wasn't going to do it because it's TV - but YES. GRIEVOUS ERROR. UNFORGIVABLE, CBS!!

Yeah, but- Cary Grant. Come on. It's Cary Grant. POSTHUMOUS PASS.

Bing <retch> makes me throw up a little in my mouth <retch>. His poor kids.

Baby and Johnny. He should have ended up with me.

Yep- just a dumb joke. Point taken.

I'll take it.

That would be better. Gah!!!!

NO NO NO! Andy Garcia is too old and fat! Cobble together edited Montalban. Or what about a hologram? Ricky Martin can do it! Goddammit this is an outrage! https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Loved this movie. Generally I hate heist movies, but this had me from the first moment (which kind of reminded me of the opening of "Saturday Night Fever" with the paint can). Loved the use of music- so innovative and (for me, at least) new. I love it when you see a director do something that hasn't been done (so…

Can someone make a movie called, "The bat, man!" I'd go see that. Can it have Jon Hamm as Don Draper and Jude Law as Dickie Greenleaf while we're making wishes come true?

In fairness, her mother warned her that her face would freeze like that.

Both made me laugh out loud, if it helps.

Dianetics?

I'm an old who enjoys Ed's faster stuff. I admire his showmanship and think he's wicked talented. When he did "Sing" on SNL, he was awesome. I also love his voice. So- thank you Jamie Foxx! Or whomever…

Right- I mean as long as you're not blaming the man with a battery conviction who also ran over his neighbor's dog. The important thing is that mentally ill and criminally violent people can buy guns. That's what matters, right? Blame art, blame politics, blame "snowflakes"- but for Heaven's sake don't blame our…

Today we are all being fucked with Vlad Putin's dick.