What I WANTED to say was "Please pass the Post Toasties…."

What, with the falling and the pants…..

And I'm my own grandpa.

He took it immediately to his parents. Kid's no playa.

Ow, piles, etc.

Like Ebola!

You wouldn't believe the chocolate cake.

The fake media's balogna has a first name….

Jakov………?

How many shades of grey are we talking?

Everything on this table, rated "arrrrrh."

And in black and white.

Holy crap! How's your mom, Ed?

Only old men and babies go out in the noon day Sun.

I once launched 47 Tomahawk missiles at a country in my pajamas.

I insist that you shoot me now!

Ack! Its a Penomorph!

Saw him in Guardians and said well, camp. Saw him in Jurassic and said, wow. Misuse of potential. Saw him in Mag 7 and realized, oh. He's just awful.

Give me Jeff Goldblum inexplicably hooked up with Lauren Lapkus for most of the picture and I'm there on day one.

Pratt is not getting bland rolls. Pratt is a bad actor. Hollywood. Stop trying to make Pratt happen.