Lead actress in a supernatural themed suburban romcom.

Skyrockets in flight. Here's a napkin. Your chin. Sorry.

Is it Rob Schrab?

Dude. Kellyanne Conway is a source.

Don't you hate it when a giant penis accidentally spills out the bottom of your Ralph Lauren shorts when you're playing tennis? And it isn't yours?

I have been told on occasion that I have a "really nice dick." Works for me.

One of my favorite books in recent memory.

Because "Patrón" is Spanish for "Boss." I see what you did there.

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
Hogwart's Express running through the middle of my head….
I feel like I already made this joke somewhere. Have they referenced this song is some past article?

This summer Johnny Depp is Bartholomew Cubbins.

I met my old lover on the street last night . Oy. Such language.

I think they're making a joke about Symphony of the Night after you beat it the first time.

Round up some hobos.

Lisa needs braces.

Burger flipper isn't meant to be a full time job, snowflake! Why not just raise minimum wage to $46.50 an hour? Then we can all "identify" as millionaires and drive BMWs !

If I'm not mistaken both films were talkies.

…..courage?

OHIO Get it?

Could he invent a language Cypher couldn't translate?

Most of those votes were from illegals an I'm willing to spend your money to prove it.