Remember when Nixon did this?

I've been the dictator, and been dictated to.

Every Tuesday is "Fucking Tuesday" in Paradise!

"Erlich Bachman, is your refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt."

This is a Richard appreciation post.

I'm a glasses all my life guy too (since age 5), and my only spare pair are prescription sunglasses, and I have no contact lenses.

"Poor Mike, fired from Team Meyer. That being said, at least as a teacher he should finally get paid!"

That was another good Jonah moment.

I loved seeing Jonah and Richard together again.

"Are you comfortable with casual racism?"

Poop Fare?

"I just gave an orphan her first calculator."

So everything was not awesome?

I always felt this should have been an multi-part HBO thing from the beginning. The comic is too big and too rich to cram into a two hour movie (as are most book-length properties).

That's a load of shit.

Which is why we love him so much!

So the fake wood grain is coming back?

He is the moral center of the show.

"A veritable who's who of nobodies."

"What's your policy on anonymous tips?"