And, buck teeth.

No thx. I don't want to go to work on the days I already go to work.

You call that heavy? Ain't nuthin but a peanut.

THAT WOULD BE GLORIOUS.

He's built like Brad Pitt in Fight Club but taller. Definitely not big enough to play Shadow as he's described in the books.

That's not pick the best of something. You're suppose to drop extremely obvious hints about what you find funny throughout the year, then have everyone give you uninventive but solid jokes along those lines all at once right before you pick a winner.