Sorry, the teachers and director and stage manager in charge of this production are morons. I don't care what you do to them, NEVER use REAL razors on stage. Go to a magic shop, pick up some fake plastic ones, or, barring that, make some out of soft foam and reflective tape. ESPECIALLY for a student production; you…

I'd argue that Skyward Sword DOES have multiple great characters, mainly Zelda and Groose. Plus, some of the sidequests are among the best since Majora's Mask. Plus it has just as good level design as Twilight Princess, if not better. Plus, it does everything that this article says the new Zelda game should do with…

To be fair, when I was ten he was hilarious.

I seem to recall flipping channels and finding out that Figure it Out DID come back. It also sucked, mostly because the celebrity guests weren't up-and-coming comedians from All That, but random boring pretty people from whatever the hell Nick has on now. So… maybe forget that one…

Also gonna throw Desmond Hume, Ben Linus, Juliet Burke, Richard Alpert, Daniel Faraday, Miles Straum, and Frank Lapidus out there. Say what you will about how convoluted Lost's later seasons get, but it sure knew how to introduce great characters!

Anya on Buffy anyone? Keeps the show fun and funny even as people die, people turn evil, more people die… hell, she stays great even after her own angst pops up in the form of Xander being a douchebag.

If I were Robert Alexander Kaseberg, I'd let Conan take credit for those jokes rather than admit I came up with such stupid, hacky one-liners. Seriously, those punchlines are so easy they make Lindsay Lohan look like a nun! I'll be here all week!

So I dunno about you guys, but I thought the trailer was missing a little something, so I fixed it:

I tend to like my music like I like my whiskey: smooth, easy, with enough flavor to be enjoyable, and I don't give a fuck if it's too mainstream or obvious. With that in mind, Jameson is my favorite whiskey and Foo Fighters are my favorite band. Come at me!

For a minute I was worried NBC had found a way to fire Conan again.

"Toon Many Cuts?"

What's weird is AVClub probably posted the least funny one. The Hot Dip one is as inspired as the best Strong Bad Emails, in my opinion!

Anyone else see Larry Wilmore's panel afterward? I thought it was a wonderful discussion that brought up some good, sobering points, like how if things didn't change after Sandy Hook nothing will change after this, and how absolutely ridiculous certain figures positing this was an "assault on Christianity" or that "we…

The fact that your username references Oscar Wilde disappoints me. If it's your real name, I'm going to assume it disappoints your parents as well.

Watch the video. He actually calls out drones too. Says something like "We send death robots to other countries when someone foreign looking kills us, but when we kill us we do nothing."

Well, for reasons out of my control, I was only able to get about halfway through this episode tonight. BUT, I did send an e-mail to the CEO of Comcast to lodge my complaint, and it amused me enough that I thought I'd share it here. Ahem:

I saw Mr. Burns A Post Electric Play during its DC run. Acts 1 & 2 were really good and really fascinating. Act 3 was just weird and I'm not sure I really understood it… I mean, I kinda did, but then… not… I dunno…

Look, I love Agent Carter as much as the next guy, but this was a fantastic mid-season premiere for good old SHIELD!

The entire opening of this article is disgustingly biased and dismissive. Not everyone was suckered in by Boyhood's pedantic attempts at "meaning" through cliched dialogue and scenes and static characters. Get over it. Saying "some were almost certainly manufactured by rival studios" is internet conspiracy…

Good news is you get a six hour nap between Iron Man 1 and Captain America 1.