"Madea Takes Your Eyes"

Halloween definitely feels like one of those movies that broke a lot of new ground, but was so heavily borrowed from and built upon in other horror movies that it seems pretty cliche now.

"Hey, don't you want to see Civil War again?"

Or just have the movie with the Punisher driving by and blowing Thanos's face off with a shot gun, and Tony Stark being shocked.

I always kind of assumed the various Shield extras in Cap 2 and Ultron were from the show… which would be fine, though you'd expect that in a fight where Thor, Vision, and Hulk are running around, most of the Agents of Shield would stand a high chance of getting squished by debris.

And the Pachyecephalosaurus, PI.

A lot of people died in Boddica's rebellion, but it wasn't a decade long grind like Caesar's conquests. Though I do think that turned the Romans against druidism in Britain.

According to Secrets and Lies, you either are wearing a full suit, an open unbuttoned shirt, or nothing at all.

Can you get any more boring of a title than American Housewife?

Oh yeah, there was an American version of Secrets and Lies. Did it end up with the same killer as the Australian version? And did the lead actually wear a shirt at any point?

Honestly, Friday would probably be better for nerds. I very rarely bother to watch 10pm shows same day.

Once you know they're British faking an American accent, you start listening to them a lot more closely than you otherwise would.

Yeah, that was my thought exactly. Sure, she probably earned her law degree herself, and helped Fitz out, but she would hardly be running for president if she wasn't his ex-wife. She's operating from a position of amazing privilege as well.

This Week On the Adventures of Huck, Billionaire

That's a lot classier than my title "Antiques Roadshow: Classic Porn"

On the plus side, this is probably the least dangerous thing she's recommended in a while. Unless it's filled with vaginal bees.

HBO has already bought one beloved PBS property….

Or that all that money won't leave you satisfied.

Yeah, I think if you were going to run with this concept, it would be more of an arthouse indie movie without a lot of CGI, or just brief glimpses into an imaginary Wonderland/Neverland. Like what Bridge to Teribithia was.

Don't you see the ears? Clearly Peter Pan is an elf. LOTR crossover it is.