But, lets be fair, I'm sure a lot of people have just as good, if not a better claim to the English throne than the Windsors, but happened to be Catholic at a bad time. The whole Windsor family had to be moved in from Germany because they ran out of Protestants at some point.

I think he just had a stick. But he was friends with the hacker with the sword.

As long as the Philly courthouse isn't in the shot, it could be any city, right? I mean, it's not like they can smell that distinctive Philly piss smell.

I hope Mr Parker has some good soundproofing in his house. And maybe a nice hedge.

Man, has Philo of Alexandria gotten to you too? He is the Jenny McCarthy of pyramid construction misinformation.

It's still better than going in the reverse :)

The Windsors are a lot nicer, sure…. but I'm not sure that entitles them to a ton of castles and billions of dollars. It's not like their family *earned* any of that. They just had the right genealogy and the right religion at the right time.

The studio also opened a Pepsi and drank deeply "Ah. I mean, it's just as good as a Coke, you know."

I wonder who lives on either side of this place. Or is it all by itself in some dark and forbidding wood filled with Seans and Cosbys that prey on the lost and the unwary.

I think even Jeopardy is still picking people that will be good on TV. There are probably way smart motherfuckers that get cut because they're just too good.

I look forward to seeing you host Who Wants to Build a Pyramid.

I wrote that and thought "God, someone's going to tell me about the giant lakes and rivers of Wyoming"

Huh. Yeah, if he wrote a condescending book, instead of singing condescending songs. And learned nothing.

Yeah, taxes on material goods seem like a lot more of a pain in the ass. I also wonder how many people from Wyoming win boats or Jet Skiis.

And you heard about Mega Man, right? That guy got mega high, and was never the same.

More that he thinks that they'd solve all their problems if they just acted like a man.

Son, in my day it was radium, the whole pyramid.

I love how you can get a Price is Right pool table with "The Price is Right" written in big letters on it. And then struggle to sell the thing, because who else needs to be reminded of the show?

Mayan Pyramids are pyramids too!

Especially when you read what Steve Harvey really thinks about the ladies.