Come back to the 17th century and say that, Sirrah!

"Maybe we should do this sort of thing, but with something people actually need, like houses? I mean, that wouldn't back fire at all, right?"

Straight
Straight *Wink*

Well, its nice that all the closeted conservative guys can finally find someone to fuck that hates themselves as much as they hate others.

Ugh, another person dictating to their phone.

Not only was Don the smart one, but in the NES game, he was the one with the longest reach. When Don died, you may as well just start over.

So weird. I wonder what started that gold rush. Did some Micky Mantle card get sold at a high value, and people thought "Hey, maybe we should get in on this."

Also, did you have a ton of sports card stores in your area? I lived in a rural NC area, and we had at least 3 within a short drive. As an adult, I wonder about all the sensible adults that thought, "I'll get a loan for a business selling cardboard to kids and buying it back from them."

Man, you have to feel for the kid that got the Random Droid action figure on the bottom left. The sort of gift given to you by a random grandma that heard about the Star Wars on the radio.

Didn't you know that Han ate his victims? Presumably he was in the Falcon's galley.

Same time period, but with Baseball cards. Who would have thought that bits of cardboard with holograms of steroid users wouldn't retain their value?

I feel like it should tie into the Sufi Islam version of Kung Fu.

The solution is to go full Goldfinger and destroy or irradiate every Phantom Menace figuring except the ones you own.

Well, yeah. It's a standard fundamentalist Islamic thing to hate the representation not just of Mohammad, but of the human form at all.

Also, if no one opens the toys and plays with them, they're worthless because there are too fucking many of them, and no one has nostalgia for things they bought to sell in the future.

"Hey, being called adequate for a poor family is a real win for us" - the pitch for Church's Chicken product placement in black-ish.

I'm sure Professor X has a Logan backup somewhere in Cerebro.

Maybe it's like the Jaguar rapist in Mad Men. Someone at the company must have been like "Hey, at least they're talking up the brand."

Bojangles is my choice, but I've not done a Pepsi challenge.

"I ate my brother in Utero, like a winner!"