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Sheamus looks like a legit Celtic Warrior now, not a goofy Irish John Cena with a bad haircut. I love it.

"Dynamite drop-in, Monty, that broadcasting school has REALLY paid off!"

My brother was expecting Cena to sucker punch Ambrose after their match, just to be a dick and say, "Nice try, Dean, but you ain't getting anywhere near this title again," which would've gone along with Stroud's fantasy booking quite nicely.

Brandon Stroud over at Uproxx wrote a great defense of why Big Show winning not only made sense, but kind of had to happen at some point. The general gist of it was that you can't keep going to the old, "The biggest guy has the biggest advantage!" well when you talk about Battle Royals if the biggest guy NEVER wins.

They are loyal and they are huge. Kane is almost never out of action. Show has taken time off here and there but he's in relatively good shape and is probably as agile and slim as he's been since his Giant days. If you need huge veterans to help the young guys along, you could do a lot worse than these two.

Now that there's a heel world champion in Rollins, they kind of need Rusev to tread water for a while before he's a main event guy. I can see maybe another Cena feud for the US title as a holdover, but if Lesnar or Reigns end up with the title by SummerSlam, I expect Rusev to be a challenger and possibly champion

Yeah, the promo with HHH and Stephanie an hour after HHH showed Sting respect in the ring, only to verbally shit on him out of nowhere, really irked me. That whole promo was "We sold this place out! Us! Not you fans! We run this company, don't you know? Not THE PEOPLE!" and I am just sick of that as The Authority's

I am honestly fine with Roman now. His character is infinitely more interesting now that he took an immense beating from Lesnar, and still almost looked like he could pull off the victory, only to get screwed over once again by Seth Rollins. At least he has some motivation and direction as a character. I didn't even

Yeah, Rowan gets negative heat when he enters an arena. They need to do something with him. People don't want to cheer for him because he still looks and acts like the cult member freak. Harper at least gets booed because he's a heel.

I should have read further down before commenting above, but yes. I agree with you. Taker was a similar type of character in his early incarnations. He had to cheat to beat Hogan for the title, and then Hogan beat him back less than a week later. I'm sure if the internet had existed back then, people would've been

Bray hadn't lost a match clean before Mania since August, if not earlier. He was on a dominant streak. He called out Undertaker because he wanted to take the place of the "scary guy on the roster." Yes, he lost the match, but he is still the full-timer here, and he's still Bray Wyatt. People are still into the

Jarles was PFT

Also, the bleach blonde minority wrestler named Coco Watchout (Koko B. Ware, anybody?) was a great wrestling name. Taran Killam and Bobby Moynihan sat front row the last time RAW was in Brooklyn, and coincidentally that was the last time The Rock appeared on RAW. They must have had a ball writing that sketch for him.

I'm pretty sure Cena's beef with Rock was all kayfabe. They seem to have patched things up since Wrestlemania XXIX. Punk also said he didn't have a problem with Dwayne, he had a problem with how he had to lose to him twice and then still never get the rewards he was promised in return (i.e. a Wrestlemania Main Event).

The only people who really speak badly of HHH these days are self-professed jerks themselves (like CM Punk). Cena has made a few enemies (mostly youngsters who didn't really show him the proper respect, I believe Tyler Reks and Alex Riley have both been on Cena's shit list in the past), but by most accounts he's a

If you are calling him sexist because of The Rock's catch phrases about poon-tang pie and whatnot, come on. It's a character. And a character who was supposed to be an over the top cartoon villain who bought his own hype. Just because Dwayne Johnson is a self professed hardcore Republican doesn't automatically make

I loved Pain & Gain, and you are correct. His character is so funny, scary, and sad all at once. He's so good in that movie.

The movie Snitch with Jon Bernthal, I actually liked a lot. It's a pretty ridiculous plot, "They put my son in jail, so I'm going to go undercover and infiltrate a drug cartel to help get him out" but Johnson gives a really good dramatic performance. He goes toe to toe with Susan Sarandon and more than holds his own.

"What is England?" was one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.

Yeah, he's actually quite the opposite from his Silicon Valley character. I re-watched Season 1 (on HBO Go, not HBO NOW, which, if you haven't heard, "You don't need to have HBO, now; you need HBO NOW!') after becoming familiar with some of his comedy stuff on youtube and podcasts and I realized how good he is on SV.