I've already had all the major plotlines spoiled for me at this point, so that's why I'm reading these reviews even though I'm still on Season 3. Season 2 was one of my favorite seasons of TV ever, and then the first 7 episodes of Season 3 just kind of dragged. But god damn, that opening montage to Episode 8 with the…

Pilot can walk into any room with that thing and yell, "THE CHAMP… IS… HEEEEERE!" though, so that's one of its benefits.

They make Andre such a douche most of the time, so it's justified. Last season, it went overboard, with them ruining his engagement and wedding, but it was also great to show that the other guys are all horrible people. So the fact that now Andre is slightly less of a punching bag in this episode is rather refreshing.

Lajoie tours and does his comedy music thing up in Canada, I believe.

Cheers' last 5 seasons were incredibly broad, and they were also incredibly funny consistently. I think Seasons 8 and 9 of Seinfeld are some of the most consistently funny episodes in the show's entire run.

Child, please.

That song contains the line "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti". Therefore, that song is lyrically brilliant.

The fact that this song became some sort of crossover pop hit infuriates me, because that band fucking sucks, and those lyrics are HORRIBLE. The pre-chorus where he says something like, "but I'm still imagining, a dark-lit place, or your face on my place" or whatever, is horrible. Also, "If your body matches what your…

The first album's lyrics are pretty primitive and not that clever or inventive. But Evil Empire and Battle of Los Angeles feature some truly great lyrics, if you ask me.

How dare you, sir?! "Heaven and Hell" is fantastic. Nonsensical, yes, but come on, look at this genius.

Oasis's lyrics are just so, so great. "Supersonic" was the song that made me fall in love with them and their dumb, silly lyrics.

Jesus Christ, is that the real line? I always thought he said "Fed him by hand". I assume you're making a joke, but I actually love the lyrics to "Beyond the Realms of Death" and would say that's one of Halford's greatest lyrics. Then on the other hand we have songs like "Devil's Child"…

"Neon Knights," the opening track from the first Black Sabbath album with Dio on vocals, contains some of his greatest lyrics that exemplify that imagery.

My friends and I refer to that as the ODB school of rap. His great line from "Ghetto Superstar":

The line from the demo version is even more brutal, but the song was more about witchery and black magic in its earlier incarnation.

And some college girls!

Well, this guy's certainly got a bustle in his hedgerow, am I right?

Way too on the nose. It's like, maybe use a metaphor, guys!

She left HIM roses by the stairs. What fucking guy wants roses, am I right?

Right. The first time you hear the line, you're supposed to think "sun and air." Then that leads to the "I am the son and heir of nothing in particular" where you're supposed to realize how he's using it.