Evidently Chickentown, Stanley Cooper Clarke (ie, torture the last band in)

Satellite, Guster

Alex Chilton, Replacements

Cupid, Sam Cooke

This is the 21st century. Metaphorical triggering is far more terrible.

Sigh. You never go full Monty.

I resent that remark!

David Tyree would like a word with you.

You know, for kids.

The AV Club editor says you need to take out "but" and replace the comma with a period. Thanks.

i.e., I never knew Burt's financial troubles started that far back…

No, but it raises a lot of questions about your family.

You misspelled jugs.

Those guys who did Wet Hot American Summer and that other one recently are working on it right now. And it's going to be 5 hours long because they need time to heavy-handedly point out in the dialogue each trope they're subverting.

You had one thing to learn from Kindergarten Cop. One thing.

Well known enough for Jack Nicholson to be aware of it, I guess.

Hey, I hope that's not a spoiler. (Yeah, I know, we need a moratorium on complaining about spoilers.)

I think we need a moratorium on "he/she/they are really dead" interpretations.

Sounds like my wedding night.

Is that the Minnesota version?