Sounds like my wedding night.

Always assumed that's Chase improvising. Maybe not, but seems very Kocktosten.

I recently bought the bluray of The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, It has a half-hour interview between Burton and Kenneth Tynan. There were certain close-up camera angles where I thought, Oh my GOD, I finally understand the Burton thing in Scrooged.

We watched the movie last week, and when that credit rolled up (weird how I'd never noticed before), my wife said, "Wow, the 80s made everybody sound terrible."

I've repeated the "bend over, I'll show you" line myself a few times over the years. Though I have to admit, the guy's response always seems a little too obviously a writer's line, allowing him to get to the final bada-bang.

The real question here is, Jesus, what happened to John Cusack's career?

They. Just. Went. Ber-ZERK!

Well, that's…heartwarming?

I just want to say I did not expect that anecdote to end with "god bless him."

I don't know, my son's enjoyment of The Emperor's New Groove (speaking of endless loops) suggests to me during the end credits that he's developed a cheese-for-profit mode in the years since.

Yeah, the suggestion of "deprivation" in that line never quite tracked. Was always more bothered by that than the oft-disliked "Tonight thank god it's them instead of you" line, which I always took to be sarcasm and therefore kind of enjoyably bracing.

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You clearly don't understand Internet protocol regarding comments on new website designs.

But enough about my wedding night. What do you think of the site?

Ah yes, the old "so funny that the crew can't help but burst into audible laughter off camera" bit. Became transparent somwhere in the mid 90s, I believe.

But enough about my penis.

Apparently I'm the only one old enough to simultaneously laugh and cringe at the words "giving Freddie Prinze Jr a guest shot."

The main thing about Cat's in the Cradle that drives me crazy, in part because no one seems to mention it, is that in the end the narrator whines about how "my boy is just like me…" Except that he's pretty close to explicit that the reason he doesn't have time to spend with his dad is in part because "the kids have…

he means coitus

Yeah well, think about how your dog feels.