When I think of the Mandalorian, it’s impossible not to think of it as the Jack Black and Lizzo show.  Top Tier photo usage and thank goodness this qualified as a slideshow.

“I am unparalleled girlfriend material.”

As long as we’re picking comedies to round out Hawaii, 50 First Dates is there when Forgetting Sarah Marshall isn’t?

The Kamala hate...it’s coming from...inside the house!

You know we can see what was actually posted and compare your edits to that, right?

Somewhere the Onassis estate is confused.

Alright, I’ll bite: was title this a Triumph reference?

Refused treatment at the time but saw doctors later who called it whiplash? Yeah, this is an ambulance chaser advising to make something bigger than it was. Dude’s still a jerk but this is a generous use of the term “assault.”

“A bunch of weirdness” easily captures Barsanti’s oeuvre of media reporting.

Always appreciated how Trudi Fraser and he remained friends enough for her to thank him in her Oscar acceptance. That clearly meant a lot to him.

Wait, which Mighty Ducks?

Lizzo? Fat acceptance? Stop the presses.

“You’d cancel me, wouldn’t you?”

But this doesn’t cover the real question everyone has been asking: does anyone enter the speed force? 

“The Color Purple hit theaters on Christmas Day.”

I guess we’ll never know why this was written or why someone would be concerned with characters named Ashley

I can’t understand it. It’s not like there ever was some security threat that the Boston marathon would ever have to take seriously. I mean, what’s the worst thing that could possibly happen if anyone could just be close to where the runners were?

“As we’ve seen before, Hollywood holds Black celebrities to a much different standard when it comes to codes of acceptable conduct. Time and time again, we’ve seen how Black men suddenly become martyrs...

The wishy washiness of how bail is interpreted leads to this stuff a lot. Usually it’s conservatives that whine more often when it’s black offenders let off on non violent crimes who then commit violent ones upon release but I don’t see too many complaining about this one. Either the crime was serious enough to…