The Phantom Zone of irrelevancy they all disappear into is so satisfying.

Utilities are Barone Sanitation and Comley Trucking.

I mean this is AV Club. These are the guys that allowed Sam Barsanti to post this during the Trump era where awful Tweets came in by the hour...and then acknowledge it again the year. They clearly have a thing about him.

Oh, they do their callouts too. “Hey hey its...Michael Che!” “Colin Jost...with the most!” I think mine is the best though.

Not ads per se but Crazy Taxi’s product placement was woven into the gameplay as locations to drive to. That was in 2000 so no updates so players from the future will still have to go to Tower Records and acronym-free Kentucky Fried Chicken.

This title makes use of a pun I routinely make ahead of watching SNL. Before Cecily Strong is introduced I will say in my best Don Pardo impression “Cecily weak?” before Darrell Hammond corrects me in matching caveman syntax.

So of the 60 accusers that came forward, there were no others that were pursuing parallel criminal cases against him? This somehow was the only one and it was done with evidence the last DA tainted?

You got me; autocorrect got rid of one “o.” Solid take. I can live with that if you can accept that you can neither count to three nor recognize that the term “Olympian” is reserved for people who, you know, actually went to the Olympics including the women (pie eating contest winners according to you) that outdid her…

I knew we’d get racial bigotry (We get it; you’ve earned your handle) but nice to get some weird fatphobia as well as a through misunderstanding of how podiums work.

There have never been higher stakes than 3rd place hammer throwers in pre-Olympics and their confusion at what time anthem’s are played at their events. Thank god this story got told so I could view some ads next to it.

Well that tears it! This is the last time I trust a Chinese mobile gaming company to be forthcoming with copyright issues!

How dare you! We cancelled The Witches for less than that.

I remember enjoying the Lego movie sequel.

Sam, that title is probably the funniest thing you’ve ever typed.

That must be why no comments are approved here.

Exactly. The Black life of the would-be stab victim didn’t matter. Only the officer’s life mattered that’s why this wasn’t justified. Otherwise this could have been a nice police free episode of violence that ended up with another Black body. I think this should lead to a trend where 911 calls from areas with majority …

“If a 19-year-old white boy can shoot up a school and be taken in alive, then why can’t the same be done when it’s a 16-year-old Black girl with a knife?”

The Ma’Khia Bryant playbook for being threatened by fellow children:

When will Europe embrace Enlightenment Era standards on passing wind as Ben Franklin dreamed we would? https://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/

Any word if they are keeping the Paragon/Renegade max-out exploit talking to the Turian General on Noveria?