Screenwriters getting a chance to explain their plays was an excellent idea and should have been standard practice for awhile. That the rest of the non-theater-going crowd would only know about some dude’s pregnant wife and nothing about the troubles is no one’s fault but Jez Butterworth’s but aside from that, it was…

Johnny Mnemonic 2 looks awesome.

And yet not a single word on them retooling their most beloved franchise.

...the U.S.S. John S. McCain, named after three generations of John McCains...

You all be nice to Seth Myers. He does good work with Closer Look, is consistently funny, has a diverse staff and takes terrible people to task often (if not more often than Colbert).

Somewhere, Richard Williams kicks a rock. Any animation nerd out there will tell you 1992's Aladdin is part of one of the nails in the coffin of probably the most heartbreaking, career-spanning passion animation projects ever attempted: The Thief and the Cobbler.

More like what the hooker says in shock and horror at the realization their client is Mike Cernovich.

I’m sure I speak for everyone when I say I appreciate your understanding of Simpsons level corporate pandering.

The original book actually made it quite clear he was an aardvark but I’m willing to bet they lost the long nose to it the series appealing (in direct contrast to the message of the source material) I’m not saying the entire concept of the show is based on a lie but no aardvark looks like the generic mammal the reed…

That’s a clean burning city, I tell you what.

What else could it have been?

Any show that has even the remote possibility of putting Mentok the Mindtaker back on TV is more than fine with me.

“Demonstration speaks louder than Conversation. They gone feed us every image of our men and boys but this one. No hyper violent...No homo sexual...No abandoners....JUS STRONG BLAC MEN AND YOUNG Men.”

Yeah, what a phony! Next thing you know, he’ll be selling black folks out by doing something stupid like endorsing Green Book or showing up at the Super Bowl.

Kinja accidentally helped tell your joke.

“Witness me, bloodbag!”

How about them Islanders?

Absolutely. I would like to be held accountable for all I’ve done: good and bad. Let the sum total of my life be balanced as that is all I would want for others. Remember me in death as I was remembered in life and let all be judged as such. For example if I were a public figure and certain publications only had…

Take that gay agenda!