I could have sworn the opening line of “For those who aren’t familiar with the man...” was going to end with “we envy you.”

What an emotional childbirth story. I’m sure Jimmy Kimmel...is very happy for his peer and fellow father.

Fusion Media would like to make it clear that you kids should know about Fleetwood Mac.

Long Island native here: Having known about it’s original production title, I felt it was just a missed opportunity but the paranoia about what goes on at Plum Island, Camp Hero or any other of our visible yet off-limits government sites but that isn’t to say it is unique to our area.

I really wish they would put a sock in it.

*watches Watchmen expecting a giant squid alien to make more sense than a nuke*

“What, Wally? Show up and give him the business”

Ibris Elbow is in Marvel movies. Do you mean him? His character Hyemdoll is from Assssssgard not Wakander but close is close these days by AV Club standards.

I always wanted him to say to Rocket at the end of Guardians 1: “You are Groot,” if only because it makes as much sense as “we are Groot.”

It obviously should be Taco Bell.

Especially now that we know he looks like this and is named Morty.

He just needs to be a snake handler so the fan base will be canonically content.

Only 90's kids will remember that throwing pizzas at the screen is cool but rude.

“You call Riddlebergers shitbirds?”

Beat The Geeks was a fun show...

E Pluribus Anus has never rang so true

Seems like a seller’s market if that is true.

“Eww...31 year olds...”

Bringing Up Million Dollar Gone Baby’s Day Out Gone Girl. All of that with even fewer consequences.

Does A.V. Club even read A.V. Club? https://www.avclub.com/syfy-picks-up-happy-for-a-second-season-1822535758