"It doesn't matter how schwifty your meta-ass gets!"

-Keith David

I thought he was great as the kid Peter punched the shit out of on that episode of Family Guy 10 years ago.

This sounds like what the announcer would say before a break in Rocky and Bullwinkle.

True that.

Clay wanted to set the record straight: he thought the cop was a prostitute.

No matter what your thoughts on the issue, can we all agree that picture of Weiss and Benioff is pure gold?

"The next time I party I'm just going to focus on getting totally wasted. You are so wise"

Myers wouldn't be a bad choice. He held Kellyanne's feet to the fire before.

Tumbly?

That Sesame Street skit has come full circle.

There are times I've scrolled to the bottom of the comments looking for comments since I had the feeling I had finished reading the content.

I feel bad that every time I read Adam Scott's name, I briefly mistake him for Scott Adams.

Why would they pick a letter that is obviously (and perhaps more bluntly than other members of the press have asked) concerned with the president's fiances?

New York has been carrying other actors in film, tv and 70% of stage plays for decades. It's long overdue for a starring role.

I feel like that description of who is featured in the article is baiting us to reply with "There never was a Mrs. Bellamy…only me: Carmen Electra!"

If it means Nigel Wick appears, sure. I'll take any opportunity to see Craig Ferguson again.

Obscure Simpsons reference?! At this kind of website, on this part of a dumb Newswire story, with these kinds of commentators, localized entirely by disqus A.V. Club commentators?
Pop Rivets: Yes!
Will you give us one?
Pop Rivets: …No.

"in actuality it was some kind of contract issue with the Screen Actors Guild about him working on an unnamed project and an associated commercial."

That's not really any of my business to know about.

*sips tea*

My mom still refers to him as "the talking moose from Arthur."

So stealing drinks, unwanted kissing of strangers and other particular forms of assholery are art but insulting cops (albeit creatively) is not art. Just checking.