Pigeons are the perfect analog for humans. Adaptable, gross, so horny they will fuck in front of anyone in the park, and will eat anything when drunk and keep on keepin on despite some missing foot that they can’t remember how it happened...

In our fucking dreams.

I grew up in the hood, but loved watching nature. One of my least favorite spectacles that I could not look away from was a few pigeons, and invasive Euro-trash Starlings wrecking the shit out of a discarded chicken wing from the shitty brewpub. Gave me flashbacks to David Attenborough narrating the chimps feasting on…

That’s a lot of carb-loading bruh

It’s a control thing, most of these asshats are administrators not the teachers.

They have lots of mountain dew in bottles for any fires.

WTF bro, you dropped a pod challenge in this comment?

But Dat Administrator DOE! His paycheck is to “keep order” and “act like a dick while not providing any actual educational benefits”. We must listen to him first !

Kids are behind locked gates, in a school? How is that different than San Quentin State Penitentiary?

At least when the Patriots had Bruce Armstrong they got to lose in the playoffs a couple of times. Joe didn’t even get a wildcard.

Translation, the hooker took the money and never came back to the car, happens a lot.

“Your bull-fighter defense is gonna give me panic attacks bruh!”

This is a real issue with corporations misinterpreting the “Toyota Production System” based “Lean Thinking”. Every lazy VP asshat think’s it’s about doing things “faster” and “how can we do that faster!!!!”. Doing things faster will come on it’s own, after a process is improved a little bit, (remove some waste) and…

Murican’ Hottie is the only one on the list I saw. Hated Kevin Spacey’s acting since day 1, everyone thought I was crazy back then, but re-watch is stuff, he’s just hamming it nonstop.

Typical Schianno-man comment

What is the scam? He coaches a high profile team, and yells a shit-ton during practice. He sends half his roster to the NBA every year... where is the scam part?

Patriots make the playoffs every single year and win half of the SB, how is it competitive again? The salary cap benefits the owners only. The rookie deals for a locked-in low rate, 4 years (longer than most NFL careers) is really where the juice is.

Gen X here, my parents were Kennedy Demos their whole lives. I would never vote right-wing, no matter how cranky I get.

My favorite part is how he claims credit for the idea, and no one, absolutely fucking no one in the media or in politics will call him out for that not actually being his idea OR A NEW IDEA in any way shape or form.

I turned down fuck-invites from anyone with a Rand novel, the only shagging I don’t regret passing up, :D