He’s a pear. Pear shaped dudes tend to look heavier due to their doughy, vile bottoms.

Self Driving Cars are the Segway for Millennials. All hype and shit results.

Had a friend who taught in public schools a few years back. Year 1 she was laid off (and sent a notice to be rehired 2 weeks later). Afer being re-hired, she had to work in some bungalow and was left alone with a large special needs student. That student sexually assaulted her.

That text reveals yet another level to Nassar’s evil. His puppy dog eyes and sorry-face is bullshit.

Husband doesn’t realize the wife did charge her phone, and then drained it while he slept as she was sexting

This MFer acts like “crunchy tacos” are the true tacos! Soft tacos are real, “crunchy tacos” are ‘fake-news’ food.

Go take this shit-take to the JJ Reddick podcast.

Baby-carrots are a lie! They just shave down the shitty looking ones into a small, orange stub they call a “Baby”.

Thank you guy from the 1970s who used to “date” 15 year olds.

So what you’re saying is TheChive doing listicles of “hottest sexual assault reporters” slide shows isn’t a good idea?

The only reason I have not seen this flick yet is I can’t get over Leto being in it. I kinda liked him on MySpace Called Life MTV show back in the day.

I thought this was the ONline one and I was going to complain how I can’t play that game on my PS4 because my SE account is tied to their legacy account (no password recovery option) and I can’t “sync” all these fucking layers of accounts that SE mandated I sign up for back when this was on the PS3.

quite a lot of self-defense classes are taught by creepy dudes looking to touch people and watch them touch others.

/attempts to spring 21 feet

I agree, fuck that close-eyed Kia shill.

COTW

Why not just ignore the whining and play on? If the guy is still whining, he will miss getting back on D

I was cautioned by a ref in an intramural corporate league a few years ago, for cheering from the bench because our best player DUNKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE BALL! I’m still screaming.

The Q Loot Crate has a 0.32% of Hot Water 0.32% of Hot Cocoa a 90% chance of salty tears, the other % is misc prizes.

Shump hasn’t been right since... he claimed he invented Empire and Slant Tops