Been huge into gaming my entire life (since console gaming started) and I’ve realized I’ve lost touch with mainstream gaming... first time I’ve played zero entries on Kotaku’s lists!

Good, I’m glad it’s a MOBA so I can ignore it, LINEAGE 2 REVOLUTION already eating up all my gaming time :D thanks to Mike

Santa also pretended he was Japanese to show those Affirmative Action librals wuts wut

An easier method would be for Santa to engulf Godzilla with his god-like pussy.

remember the true meaning of the holiday

The better question is how does NBA2K logic work to determine assists? as a follow-up, why not just use that same algorithm?

The silver lining in this story is that both Marlin’s Man and Jeets will receive massive tax breaks for their hard work!

Today, I went into my office, for the troops this holiday season! Tough, big, believe me, believe me, the best, murica first!

No.

Having watched a few moments of instagram fitness hype vids, I’m 100% certain that the best way to be “well” is to jump into a trash can, then jump out of it, then tie a rope to your waist and drag a heavy object, like a giant tractor or truck tire (because TRUCKS ARE COOL AND MANLY).

Who knew that being flexible helps in sports! It’s like this magic discovery only Alex could know about!

Yeah but they will die without any sunburns, just burns from blown coverages.

I think that’s the joke? Low body fat guy has low body fat, hasn’t been around much so everyone getting hyped because he’s nice.

His story is so far off the radar... I’m impressed you even remembered he exists.

Well, perhaps a hint it was tongue in cheek may have prevented my incorrect response. :D Your post could easily be a copy/paste of the hundreds of MAGA CHUD messages I see every day on Kinja or in videogame chats

Yes, what awful people, trying to provide justice to those who have been used as props for hundreds of years, what a terrible movement! Back in MY day women couldn’t even get a divorce without the man’s consent!

That sounds reasonable, however, the truth is they are mad that a sexual harassment-ish emote was removed, specifically.

Right wing Snowflakes cry again. Eat it you fucking MAGA CHUDS

Losing to the Bulls on a meaningless Tuesday night game is part of the process. Defining the process rather than just repeating the brand idiom ad nauseam won’t shift the paradigm enough.

Papa Ginos, haven’t been there is a minute, even as a 7 year old I suspected I was eating gorram rubbish.