dismyburnerbae
DisMyBurnerBae
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The shanties were amazing. But.. because of these glaring flaws...

Hey that was my take during pre-season! I quit MNF a few years ago, (so easy) then last year I formally stopped watching any TNF even if it was my team (Patriots)

Years ago Madden used to allow manual subs of special teams, so the long snapper could actually play and you could get in your fringe players on special teams. I used to always put a speedy 3rd string QB on coverage teams, I must have been a visionary! Hire me for the Giants job!

Wendy’s is by far the best of the “lower caste” of FF chains. (Carls Jr the worst tied with McDonalds and BK) Wendy’s at least doesn’t freeze da beef

The UFC operates more like the NFL, salaries capped because of the ownership of the league and fighters being essentially contract employees with the same benefits as an Uber driver (none)

Open it up to C list celebrities like Dancing With the Stars.

Better in every way except sexting.

He legit believes he is a good musician. That intro... he’s done drank up his own Kool-Aide, then again which inheritance-baby doesn’t?

Bummed she quit acting to be a stay-at-home princess. She could have been the next Ms. Martian for the DCU.

What kind of Hug-A-Thug propaganda is this?

It’s not about the NUMBAH, it’s about the entirety of the deal, it always is about the whole thing. Big NUMBAHs are impressive for ESPN.com headlines to pacify the herp-derping alt right stick to sports idiots.

Green Bay will use a different model.

Panties are not people.

I can’t remember the last mobile game I played that wasn’t P2W via gambling “chances” to obtain. In fact my favorite game right now is a toxic P2W The Walking Dead: Road to Survival. It’s got great combat, competitive team vs team mode (best feature) but there is this absurd mix of very low chance P2W and shady data

After tweeting the apology, Peter Thiel asked Boone for a meeting.

He also had a trap door on the floor and a rancor pit for the sluts who didn’t give him enough of a rise. Here is a recently released photo of Meredith in a “meeting” with Matt.

Blogging, now there’s a “flirty business”.

It’s the same today. Hilary lost to Trump and 80% of the reason is that most man-babies do not like her voice.

I’m not a big fan of the word “courtship”, but Geraldo applied that word in an unexpectedly gross way.

Tampa!