Holy, fuck!

Excellent use of CTJ.

No you’re not, I bet you’re swiping (the correct direction) on (dating app) @RayAllen’sWife.com!

No, you hang out with them! Jesus needs wingmen.

A.C. Earl is a free agent!

I used to watch NFL pregame shows out of some bizarre notion that I needed to be “informed about the upcoming matchups” and for years I would be angry, sad and disappointed that I actually consumed that content.

He makes Lonzo seem like a solid pick

Add Chris Slade and Ted Johnson to the mix. Johnson gave his brain and his body to the sport :(

Those vintage-used-kids-car-seats look and smell exactly like “video gaming chairs” do in 2017!

Looks like a good spot to do some iphone assembly on the off-shift!

The most (only?) likable Dukie since Grant Hill.

Saved by the Bell reboot will hit first

You go ahead and spice up your flank steak however you like bae, but please note that Oregano = pubic hair clippings from an elderly Satan. Garlic, smoked paprika (if you insist). Just don’t put the oregano on like every fucking “American food, local” restaurant that is secretly run and owned by the same greek family…

Um did you miss the code writer on Jeopardy who aspires to be a Sci-Fi author that didn’t know Central City was related to The Flash? 1000x more heartbreaking.

I thought there was a technical malfunction while watching last night. In my head, I was like, yeah fried zucchini! Baked zuch isn’t even a thing

Bumper stickers are road rage inducers, there is no way around it. It doesn’t matter what it says, some people will irrationally get heated over it.

Yeah but did they bring in any handwriting experts!

Yep, but so don’t movies and TV shows. Look at movies and TV from the 1970s and you will be shocked at how “ugly” people are, when in reality they are just not super models and actual actors instead of dispshits who can’t act but are pretty

That is 90% of all internet comments now

Gee I wonder if he is an angry, MRA, gamergater, Trumpling ‘nice guy of OK Cupid”