They are still sitting in the cornfield scaring off crows. No actual fans or people who follow basketball intelligently made that argument.

Now, add in players from the Looney Toons universe and imagine the sick dunks!

It was all those other “missed trades” like blowing picks on a redundant Paul George or trading the entire N.O. Saints draft for Jimmy “Ricky Williams” Butler. Sports writers need content!

I tried it! Ainge showed up and asked to use my toilet, explaining that his Chipotle Chicken Bowl gurgled up his insides a bit...

Mark Jackson could be the Secretary of Hypocritical Bible Thumping!

Being a sex worker for Sir Charles is glorious, after slobbing his filthy stank-knob he will gleefully give you an ad-hoc speech about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

So now every n00b scrub is going to have Vader?

Pro Tip: H.R. works for management, not the employees. The goal for most HR departments is to simply execute the policies, which are set by management, for management, in order to protect management and the company.

I love the defense

Um no bro, go watch the Jordan HOF speech if you want to discuss pettiness.

I enjoy this novel concept of tossing the ball to a player who has a good chance of tossing it through the basketball ring for some points!

I watched 10 minutes of P.T.I. yesterday and I felt sad, for them, for myself, for all of us (and by us I mean those who are already feeling so bad about themselves that they will watch sports talk shows to drown out the void)

Play a competitive, social, mobile videogame.

Counterpoint: Recently discarded a drip Cuisinart coffee maker (with high reviews) and have gone through many drip machines that spontaneously fail in a variety of ways. I expect the Keurig will eventually, but ours has no LCD and it’s easier for my M.I.L. who prefers to make the coffee in the morning. 4 cups so she…

Lifelong C’s fan, Tatum is the only player other than Laettner from Duke that I have not actively cheered against.

How dare a guy who just lost out on over $4million dollars have the nerve to show up and work somewhere else for less money and still have to work while hurt! Talk about a spoiled non-guaranteed millionaire!

I just want to take back my comment last week that M.B. wouldn’t play no matter if the Pats signed him or not because his shoulder is trash. This is why I don’t have a Daily Fantasy Blog.

Andrew Luck is lying, he’s at the X-mas markets chugging mulled wine and eating all the fondue he can!

Yet he wouldn’t crack the top 30 for any team with an actually good history of players.

But “corporations are people too” according to out-of-touch, internet libertarian-bruhs.