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DisMyBurnerBae
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Which bag of trash would you like sitting in your garage? The cheaper one.

Is infinite blog scroll turned on again? Those angry rants never end!

If you think that’s Mavericky and DangerWhoring, I took 101 to 380 today and the fucking onramp was packed! I should probably just work from home the rest of the year, for the sake of my family.

Hold up a second, are you trying to tell me an entitled, attention whoring gamergater is a lying hypocrite? I thought Cletus was a nice chap! How wrong we were

I don’t eat pickled protein, of any kind. Finicky like a cat!

The whole reason penalties exist is so that they can make more money by playing stars instead of scrubs. The idea that they can just let stars take crazy hits and keep the excitement churning, ignores the basic draw of the NFL for viewers. (Top-tier talent playing out of their minds)

That’s a great M. Knight script, I was genuinely surprised by the ending to the anecdote this time!

Scopely (publisher of TWD:RTS, Wheel of Fortune and a bunch of other mobile P2W games) CFO calls it “Lifetime spend

Crowder is a player who needs a defined role, in a ball-sharing offense / switching defense. If the Cavs play better, expect Crowder to get closer to what he was a peak.

TWD character?

The natives weren’t admitted, they were the first.

I just can’t like lamb, it must be genetic? So many others rave about it.

Where is the list of all non-butt players who wore 00?

This makes me feel better about my life because I’m not in Cleveland. Also the jobs on the train!

Yep, anyone other than Giannis with a high usage rate is sub-optimal for the Bucks, and Bledsoe likes the rock.

How is Bledsoe at floor-slapping? I want to know how bad he wants to win.

I don’t know his advanced stats, but he is averaging career lows in mins, FG%, FT% PTS with zero blocks/steals in 5 games. Small sample-butt.

In b4 internet-Gun-Bros lecture us on “stay your lane, do you even know how much safety training I teach?

False SwiftyBoatingFlagMcFlagFace! Her latest song is just straight rubbish, this entire thing was concocted by marketing! Just like the idea that the earth is round.

Hold on just a darn second, are you trying to imply that Lawyers are not the singular authority on what is and is not legal? And that some random law-bro who is feeling himself in an email isn’t equivalent to the word of god?