dismyburnerbae
DisMyBurnerBae
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No explanation is required, this is quite obvious. SP is expensive and has a really poor RIO.

I suppose in 2017 some chode yelling out at women in a disgusting way is both streaming content and presidential leadership. What a world we live in!

My girlfriend keeps asking me about conventions, I should probably just have her read this article to explain why I consider them to be toxic and plagued with internet commenters of the unsavory variety.

Have they tried suspending Jamele hill? That should calm down the chodes for another few days.

Why is recording a show in a van funny and how did you calculate “rightfully”?

Sign me up for the against side.

It’s as if he’s holding your “sticky content” in the palm of his hand!

What about something tragically hip, like a “Black Grantland” of sorts? Or howzabout taking a 2 person talking head show and rebranding it as Sportscenter but for non-Maga Chodes and they could do like absurd faux comedy-sketch costuming in the promos! That’s always a winner and sure to have legs.

Nothing quite relaxes the mind like a brisk hike in a vast desert populated with sketchy Charlie Manson types and rattlesnakes. Lock and load people it’s time to chill!

Hold up just a second, are you trying to insinuate that the best information regarding modern day societal diseases like sexual assault isn’t contained in archaic, ultra-conservative, pearl-clutching lesson plans?

Old hat bruh, I’ve been winning ringz with Twolves in NBA2K ever since KAT was added to the user created draft a few years back. If I can win rings with Levine and Rubio, Thibbs should be good for like 10 rings in a row!

America’s Test Kitchen has the greatest boiled egg recipe, life-changing tips!

The entire racket is subsidized by unpaid labor that is ‘flag-respect-shamed’ into performing the task . Which checks out as fitting.

Brown is one of those players that looks super athletic when he misses bunnies and gets called for cheap fouls while playing solid post D. How are his advanced stats?

Holy crap, you trolled them with unidentified goat milk? That’s a special level of evil.

As long as no beautiful flags were disrespected, we’re all good?

Just when I thought we were totally fucked, I read that statement quoted aloud and I realized I’m actually living inside a dream of a character on Black Mirror.

It’s nice to see a wealthy, powerful white man marry someone close to his age and conventional attractiveness rating.

When you look that perfect before you even apply the makeup, anything can happen.

Why is it ok on mobile games again? On the one I play, everyone is constantly pissed about it, whales and F2P alike constantly complain about the “gambling” features.