God, what an utter piece of shit.

So did my mom. Then I watched really good cooking shows and taught myself and now I’m the one who gets annoyed with her in the kitchen because I’m a better cook than her.

please, don’t be old

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

The House Select Investigative Panel on Infant Lives.

Agreed! She’s great in Jessica Jones but I miss seeing her in something lighter.

brb rewatching the “dont trust the b- in apartment 23" sexiest man alive episode

Wow, tearing up at my desk—that is horrible. Poor child.

She has a house on a major swath of Long Island, has a hottie Ivy League business professor dude for a hubby who snarfs down everything she makes, a kitchen the size of Texas, her own business empire based on pretty pictures in hardcovers of elegant recipes and her own TV show narrated in her own well-modulated voice,…

Oooh! I’ve got one!

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the good stories in a massive google doc or something.

Cats Paw was very good and reminded me of my favorite short story The Price by Neil Gaiman. Read it if you love Gaiman and cats, but beware, it will make you cry a bit; its so excellent.

Sooooooo can people keep submitting these, because I read every single comment on the last post (oh hey fellow greys) and I’m not ready for them to end!

For people who like “Cat’s Paw,” check out the short story “The Price” by Neil Gaiman. Here’s an animated video of it, with Gaiman himself reading the story.

Kinda think it’s shitty how people are so negative about the KUWTK resuming filming after ~only 3 weeks.~ Because of course there is never a good way to be a victim and if she doesn’t hole up and hide away forever, fuck her that attention-seeking whore. And whatever you may think about the Kardashians, these kinds of…

Roe v Wade did not make abortion legal; not per se. I’m pro-choice, don’t get me wrong. But SCOTUS did not rule, “abortion is legal.” It ruled that the government cannot control what a person decides to do with their body. That is actually even more significant than just saying “abortion is legal,” and here’s why…

I’m pretty sure that is the guy who once looked sexy with his hair pushed back.

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

I was laughing my ass off at that fake shit. Her ‘acting’ was hilariously bad.

I don’t want to minimize the teasing that happened to you in Math class because anything like that at that age feels awful and the kid was a dick for doing it and laughing at you.

But there are faaaaar worse reasons why people don’t wan to go back to a reunion. Just imagine those pieces of paper were full pop cans…