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Diseases Of Gene Hackman
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Modern Danny Trejo should play young Danny Trejo in the movie. No de-aging.

My wife and I recently completed a complete MCU movie re-watch, after which I naturally did the extremely normal thing of plugging all the movies into a double elimination bracket to arrive at the following Definitive Rankings:

The trailer could just be cut a certain way to highlight Tony, because the marketing folks figure that’s what sells.

I hope that one of these days Marvel will take these reviews to heart and finally make the quiet, contemplative film everyone is supposed to be asking for but does not want to see

IS HIS TURTLENECK EATING HIM!?!?

I thought he was just retrieving his daggers.

My second running theory (after the first fell apart) was that Loki just illusion’d a broken time machine to get to know him/herself better.

You could not be more correct.

The Matrix is a great one-and-done movie. When you start to fill in all the mysteries, you usually wind up taking the joy and fun out of the world. 

Agreed. The Matrix should have been one enjoyable movie with no sequels.

Yeah, talking above about the Smith fight (them patiently waiting to be punched in the face one at a time by Neo) vs. the fight in the mansion with the theoretical horror-programs (one of the best choreographed fights in the series) seems... like a choice?

Revolutions is a lame retread of the first movie that insults the viewer’s intelligence and smacks of self-indulgence.  The Wachowskis just go too full of themselves, and I’m afraid they’ve largely stayed there.

The opening action sequence is just boring and that’s just the beginning of the boring this movie brings.

She said strong minds are still active and conscious when she probes them. So the broken trinket might just be a detail Loki’s mind added to the “simulation”, and Sylvie had to run with it.

Were those on Lamentis-1 normal humans? They could have been similarly powerful aliens, for all we know.

It’s just Norwegian.

FWIW I watch with captions and it was listed as “Singing in Asgardian”

perhaps because there’s never any real sense of risk that Loki and Sylvie aren’t going to make it out alive.

Could be Rob Liefeld... a few years later, but notice you never see anyone’s feet...

Almost completely unrelated but-