Makes sense. Sub-Zero is the coolest character in Mortal Kombat after all.

“What’s the deal with vampires? Could someone...explain this...to me?” ~ Renfeld

She was like an albacore around his neck!!

He was a saint!!!

My Grandma always said, “if you fuck with people’s money, they’ll leave you alone”.

It takes a certain degree of blinkered optimism, but you can see the panic sweat dripping off Mcconnell. That gives me hope. 

Yeah, no. This movie looks hella rough, and I’m genuinely not sure what everyone’s on about.

Nahhh gahh dahhhh

Yeah, that’s about the only reason why I’m interested in Army of the Dead. I’m hoping that it’s more Dawn of the Dead and less Suicide Squad. I know I’ll be disappointed in that regard, but a guy can dream.

Yeah, I don’t hate the guy, I just wish he’d learn a new trick. And/Or stop using the old one in narratives that don’t call for it.

But, does he let out at least one of his patented “GODDAMMIT!!!”s?

I guess the original name ‘Grope and Stagger’ was too on the nose.

LW1 is the whiniest asshole in the world.  NSA sex with a hot person who he likes, and he just has to listen to his friend jerk off once in a while?  What 1% problems.

Come Friday we’re all going to be discussing “The Falcon & The Winter Soldier” goodness anyway, so your wish will soon be granted.

Pass! This is a Crackle family!

You guys make fun but you know what would make this scene work? A little song called “Hallelujah.”

Does that make him worth hating?

That’s a little harsh. I don’t like Snyder’s DCEU films but not sure what he’s done to warrant outright hatred. Keep some perspective that these are just movies.

Counterpoint: Dawn of the Dead is probably his best movie, a well paced update of the Romero original. What it gave up in social commentary it gained in tautness and entertainment value. If he can bring that sensibility to Army of the Dead it will be a fun ride (that manages to tell its story before it wears out its…

I confess that I liked his version of Dawn Of The Dead, particularly the opening scene (it might just be the Johnny Cash song talking, though.)