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OK I laughed way too loudly and inappropriately at that!

No, LW needs to put that shit back in the closet and leave it there. His wife is never going to forgive him, and no one is ever going to want a relationship with someone who had consensual sex with his mother. It’s just too taboo. (If in fact, the letter is real, which it probably isn’t).

You’d have to consider his complete integrity when it comes to Truth or Dare.

I heard he fell in a hole. And then fell in another hole. And then fell in the same hole. And then fell in another hole.

Tell me of your home world Usul.

I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out…

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE

I’m way ahead in this game: The whole time Mike Myers was being played by Martin Short.

Oh behave!

Rumor also has it the almost personality-free host of the Price is Right was once comedian Drew Carey.

He’s more schtick than man now.

Wow, that is painful to read.

I’d like to take a moment to remember all AVClubbers who were sacrificed to the gods of Kinja in 2017.

I dated a Republican once. She was absolutely beautiful physically, but she was dumb as a box of rocks. Every time she began a story about something or another, it just sorta trailed off.

Good Grief.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Vacationland was the best pseudomemoir I’ve had the pleasure to read in ages. Getting to see, hear, (and meet!) Mr. Hodgman on his tour proved how uniquely distinctive his voice (both writing and in-person) is.