Not being able to care less about the adverse effects of the election on your fellow citizens kinda makes you an evil human being.

You’re thinking of the one they put on every two months in order to fool white people...

“Characters lacked motivation, plot was repetitive, and the ending was abrupt and anticlimactic”

What is it with men forcing women to watch them masturbate? I’m a man, have seen it, and having seen it know it’s something that doesn’t improve with an audience.

Weird Al Yankovic

I’m going to seek counseling for my alcoholism but any accusations of me ever drinking are slanderous lies!

So you dislike it when a sexual abuser raises money for a presidential candidate, but don’t care when a sexual abuser is a presidential candidate?

It’s probably not, but I’m choosing to take this as a sign of an impending update for the paperwhite. *fingers crossed*

It’s probably not, but I’m choosing to take this as a sign of an impending update for the paperwhite. *fingers…

Oh man this just killed me inside. I was convinced they were Vans/Airwalks and he was skating half pipes when not filming.

He did, and is. So well this sucks, it’s not like it made him jobless or anything.

It feels more catty and bitchy than anything else. Trump deserves a much more biting satire. Baldwin is incredibly talented and funny and remained so for a long time, but he’s also a known asshole. His pokes at Trump fall a little flat because there’s just too much similarity in Trump and Baldwin’s vanities and egos.

I’m going to neither disagree or agree with you about Armisen’s Obama. My break-the-internet, scorching take is that neither were that good, because neither Pharoah or Armisen ever really had a read on the guy. Pharoah’s might have been technically better but they were both just exaggerating a few mannerisms and that…

They should’ve put the ‘fuck’ version in and just paid the fine. They filmed it, fucking use it.

EDGY TAKE

UGH, I know, right??

Yeah - but then when they try and frame their breakout attack from the train car they get gassed and restrained - so it was appropriately anti-climatic.

Are they allowed to tell a compelling story, too?

Ah, American television, where you can watch someone’s head get beaten in by a bat in excessive detail, but by god, if you show little nip or tell someone to fuck themselves...

Because they have no choice now. It is unpopular to dislike "nerdy" stuff like "Walking Dead", Star Wars, and those awful comic book movies.

That's not Colin. It's their lesbian gym teacher.