I’d buy two of those. One to shit on and one to cover it up.

What, no Kinja T-shirts?

But Kinja still BLOWS.

No ears, no reveal.

I don’t want to live in a world where Whitney Houston is in the RRHOF and Motörhead isn’t.

I liked the first one okay.

Please just let it be something new. I’m so tired of remakes.

The latest season of Peaky Blinders is beautiful, but hilariously overwrought. The writing just isn’t up to snuff this time around.

Sounds like somebody is in dire need of an E-meter reading.

But on the other-other hand, it makes sense that he got heavier with the progression of time.

Couldn’t disagree more about the Bundy miniseries.

Speaking of timely ...

How does this comment only have 3 stars?

Gory.

Someone needs to confiscate that gigantic purple blazer and burn it.

Veni, vidi, veni

Or as it was rather inappropriately called back in the day, “The Other Bush Tour.”

My guilty pleasure is when the restaurant host or hostess asks if we have reservations.

First-hand

Look out Batman, here comes ... THE MUMBLER