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Diseases Of Gene Hackman
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Strip lights are Chinese-made garbage that work for about a week. You heard it here first!

Strip lights are Chinese-made garbage that work for about a week. You heard it here first!

“Like humor, horror is a personal thing that varies wildly from person to person ...” Did you miss that part? 

Is this show, as Guillermo del Toro insists, now better than Breaking Bad? I might have to agree.

My wife described the tone as Black Mirror meets Wes Anderson.

On the adolescent psych unit where I used to work, we checked in a kid who was wearing a Simpsons bootleg T-shirt. Instead of her pacifier, Maggie was sucking Bart’s dick while he was telling Marge and Homer not to have a cow. Twisted.

What’s the downside?

That’s the (lame) joke. Just seeing who remembers at this point.

So when Univision sells off The Onion and The A.V. Club, can we drop Kinja for something better? Asking for the ghost of E. Buzz Miller.

That always seemed a little odd to me anyway.

Is this one really going to ignore everything that came after the original film?

Yes!

I know you’re kidding, but there are people out there who genuinely feel this way - conveniently forgetting the other side of the coin. So while our government allows you to say any ignorant thing that pops into your head, society will still judge your dumbass accordingly.

And, just to muddy the water that much more, the previews for next week showed a glimpse of Charlotte Hale standing in a room with several Bernards.

So the hosts are going to be HOSTS. The term makes so much sense now.

Does this mean Kinja is going away?

Around the two-minute mark.

Alex Chilton chuckles near the end of Big Star’s cover of “Nature Boy,” when Bill Eggleston’s crutch - which was propped against the piano - falls over. (Incidentally, that’s Eggleston’s son Winston playing the fucked up organ part in the background.)

And apparently, HBO’s CEO of tits has taken the season off, too.

Bond. James Bond.