Spider-Man, Jr.

Too soon or too late, I can't decide.

something something finger tight

Anyone your age who can hoist his own petard gets my sincere admiration.

4th congressional vote: ::puff of air::

Best news I've heard all day! I hope it's like Bob Costas's's old show. Later, it was called.

Björksnäs!

Orgies really get the neurons firing?

Tom Cruise and whoever he's paying to be his spouse at the moment?

The left one and the right one.

Her lopsided fake boobs are hilarious.

How do you know I can?

This is no time for your sick yolks.

Yes!

Maybe I'm suffering from prequel-itis, but does everything have to be explained now? When I was a kid, movies had mystery - and WE LIKED IT!

You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

"Ha ha. Saw that on Facebook."

Nikolaj Arcel: Danish for Brett Ratner?

I forget where I read this, but a friend of his - a friend! - said Trump would lie to you about what time it was just for practice.

Did someone say unexpected nudity?