I think I saw a blue and black dress …

Irene Ryan died in 1973, so she's out.

I thought Mario Cantone had been cast, but apparently the call hasn't been made.

And let's not forget Trump called him a loser for being a POW. McCain has a temper and he never forgets.

So it's established that the letter is complete bullshit, right?

Boo-fucking-hoo. Fuck McConnell and fuck his Party of No.

Accusing Bannon of sucking his own cock implies he can achieve an erection.

A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay.

My son Pickle is excited to see this.

They've all been fired.

Time for another rally to turn that frown upside down!

Enemy of my enemy, etc.

Apropos of nothing, the Mooch has had too much work done and is slipping into the Uncanny Valley. Lay off the plastic surgery, Moochie!

And you just know he has that stinky old-man breath.

Well duh.

Don't worry, they'll be trying again soon.

You c*nt!

Can you see mine?

ZERO

She has what are known in the industry as "TV tits."