Living with Sofía Vergara must age you faster than becoming the President.

Got you covered.

Matt Berry is a genius.

Absolutely, but my experience is that it's usually not intentional.

Or maybe just on the spectrum.

What were the other two?

Because social media scrolling.

He's done it before.

This guy gets it!

That's a funny line but it's not accurate. RPO is slight, 50SOG is complete shit.

Like …

It's basically teen lit for the over-40 crowd. I read it at the beach - and enjoyed it - but it's slight.

That was way harsh, Tai.

The best friends.

John Carter was the perfect storm of a lot of shitty things happening to a good movie.

Do you live in France?

It was Dave Grohl, wasn't it?

She looks and interviews like a fucking Stepford Wife. Could she be a replicant?

Killing animals …

"Have you tried Jenny Craig?"