He's done it before.

This guy gets it!

That's a funny line but it's not accurate. RPO is slight, 50SOG is complete shit.

Like …

It's basically teen lit for the over-40 crowd. I read it at the beach - and enjoyed it - but it's slight.

That was way harsh, Tai.

The best friends.

John Carter was the perfect storm of a lot of shitty things happening to a good movie.

Do you live in France?

It was Dave Grohl, wasn't it?

She looks and interviews like a fucking Stepford Wife. Could she be a replicant?

Killing animals …

"Have you tried Jenny Craig?"

He also kind of blames himself (and his friends) too, like what a bunch of dumbass teenagers they were. Instead of helping, they encouraged his oddness and laughed at him.

Excelsior!

Ha ha.

Yeah. As a friend of mine remarked when the The Phantom Menace came out, "I wanted to like it, but I just can't be seven again."

Beat me by ten minutes. I agree.

Going for an Alex Ross vibe, I guess.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.