And why is Wonder Woman's waist as small as her ankles?

Even the guns have guns mounted on them.

If you're curious, here's a walkthrough of the 1997 game. I never played it, but heard good things when it came out.

And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere in his stuff. It becomes distracting. Like, really? This guy's bullied, too? At school and by his parents?

King falls back way too often on an old trick of his that's basically bully porn. It's a quick, cheap way to make us care about a protagonist.

Three of which he doesn't remember writing.

Yes, I was just about to say this.

Did … dinosaurs build Stonehenge?

I give this Odds and Sods a 1.6.

Well that goes without saying.

Never mind that shit, Bruce Campbell has a new book coming in August!

Wedged between the tits of Lorna Maitland and Tura Satana, last we checked.

How old are you fellers, exactly? I'm 48, but I know I've seen older mentioned here before.

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Yeesh! Not infected, but I've never seen one shaped like that.

Why, I would never suggest such a thing!

But … but he can turn his head!

Lockout: 'Cause Underutilized A-Listers Got Bills, Too

Now that's a movie (LA Confidential) I'll stop and watch any time it's on. Never gets old for me.

I couldn't finish it, so now I'm glad.